Our first goal, as with “60 Minutes,” is balance. Lake Mead has been on the north side of the Hoover Dam for too long. When we’re finished, it will be on the south side, too.
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Author: Chris Kelly
Exit Memo
Following a review, I have decided to dissolve our relationship. This decision reflects a strategic realignment of my emotional resources and should not be interpreted as a comment on your over-all market value.
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Author: Sterling Hoyte
I’ll Pay Twenty Thousand Dollars to Skip Your Jazz Show
How’s cash sound?
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Author: Dennard Dayle
The Saddest Happy Hours in N.Y.C.
Featuring live-band karaoke and B.Y.O.T. (bring your own tortilla) Tuesdays.
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Author: Brooke Bourgeois, Scott Polhemus
To-Do List for While My Baby Naps
Get down to Inbox Zero. Or at least Inbox 7,329, which would still be a big improvement.
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Author: Ginny Hogan
I Give My Kid the Talk
Don’t believe what the other kids have to say; Dad is the one to tell you about the importance of Stephen Sondheim.
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Author: Jesse Eisenberg
The Odyssey 3: IMAXimum Impact
Speak now, muse, of the ministrations of Damon, friend of Affleck and foe of Kimmel, who bravely grew out his beard for a year.
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Author: Henry Alford
How to Write When You’re Feeling Stuck
If you focus on writing a thousand words a day, you won’t feel overwhelmed by the fact that you’ve been trapped in a submarine for the past year and a half.
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Author: JiJi Lee
Voting Rights, Updated
To run for office in New York, you must play pickleball with the guy they call Zohran the Man and be able to wear a yarmulke, a crucifix, and a rainbow Pride wig simultaneously.
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Author: Paul Rudnick
Practicing Shopping-Cart Meditation
Random things that I somehow convinced myself I desperately need.
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Author: Natalie Waksman