Month: July 2026

Don’t believe what the other kids have to say; Dad is the one to tell you about the importance of Stephen Sondheim.

Speak now, muse, of the ministrations of Damon, friend of Affleck and foe of Kimmel, who bravely grew out his beard for a year.

If you focus on writing a thousand words a day, you won’t feel overwhelmed by the fact that you’ve been trapped in a submarine for the past year and a half.

To run for office in New York, you must play pickleball with the guy they call Zohran the Man and be able to wear a yarmulke, a crucifix, and a rainbow Pride wig simultaneously.

Random things that I somehow convinced myself I desperately need.

Each one of our lucky clients will be expertly matched with a Skarsgård sibling, which are indeterminate in number.

Now with even shorter fuses!