Amy Collier writes a humorous guide to focussing on tasks when dealing with the terrible political news of the moment.
Good News And Bad News: ‘Murphy Brown’ Is Exactly What It Used To Be
Murphy Brown is back, and although it’s good to see the unapologetically loudmouthed lead character again, it’s not clear that the show is equipped to deal with 2018.
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31 Cool And Random Things You Can Probably Afford
A Captain America waffle maker, skeleton hair clips, Disney villain sheet masks, and 28 other things to make you say, “Ugh thanks BuzzFeed, now I NEED THIS!”
‘In The Moment, You Just Fly’: Jon Batiste Lets Loose At The Piano
Batiste, the band leader for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, sits at the piano and demonstrates his “everything in the pot” style of playing.
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New York-Specific Existential Punishments
Jason Adam Katzenstein and Annelise Capossela write and illustrate a humorous list of New York City-specific punishment, including constant construction noise and being outside every delivery radius.
Third Woman Comes Forward To Allege Sexual Misconduct Against Trump’s SCOTUS Nominee
Third Woman Comes Forward To Allege Sexual Misconduct Against Trump’s SCOTUS Nominee
A Teenage Pageant Contestant Looks Just Like Regina George And The Internet Is Adamant That It’s Her
Four People Told The Senate That Christine Blasey Ford Told Them She Was Sexually Assaulted In High School
Meanwhile, senators released Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh’s calendars from the summer of 1982. The judge claims the calendars help him prove that he didn’t sexually assault Ford.
Troy Aikman Warns Fans About Comparing Concussions Between Eras
LOS ANGELES—Noting that new rules and increased athleticism have transformed the NFL, former quarterback Troy Aikman warned fans Wednesday about comparing today’s concussions to the brain injuries from earlier NFL eras. “It’s just an entirely different game now. Sure, there are guys doing incredible harm to their…
Kavanaugh Sobering Up After 35-Year Bender Shocked To Find Out He’s Supreme Court Nominee
WASHINGTON—Growing increasingly confused as he slowly adjusted to his surroundings, Brett Kavanaugh was reportedly shocked Wednesday to find out he’s a Supreme Court nominee after sobering up from a 35-year drunken bender. “Oh, Christ, what the hell happened last night? What am I doing here?” said the yet-unconfirmed…