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The customer-service representative from whom I’ve been waiting for a callback for fifty-three hours will call me back one minute before I turn my phone back on.

In the real world, you can choose your meal plan: vegan, kosher, Sustainable, Totally Unsustainable, What Zendaya Eats in a Day, American Girl Doll food. Just swipe your card.

Sure, rhythmic, pattering rain can help regulate your nervous system, and trigger your autonomous sensory meridian response, but me? I’m wet.

Orange-creamsicle lovers and a cult of soft-serve radicals, revealed.

It’s just an old habit for him to block the front door. If he’s stationed there, do not order delivery.

​Times editors realized that, unless emergency procedures were initiated, the ​n​ext day’s edition would contain not a single article about Christopher Nolan’s “The Odyssey”​!

No one knows Marco Rubio’s age. It’s part of his mystery. So is his height. Look it up. No one knows.