Woman Pushing Stroller Just Assumes Everyone Going To Move Out Of Her Way On Highway

MILWAUKEE—Striding forth with presumptuous disregard for all in her path, a local woman pushing a stroller Thursday reportedly just assumed that everyone was going to move out of her way on the interstate. “That’s so annoying—she’s on a walk with her baby, and so she thinks all the other people trying to get where…

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Jesus Returns For Second Coming Still Nailed To Cross

JERUSALEM—Moaning aloud and appearing to bleed profusely as He descended from the heavens, Jesus Christ, the Redeemer of Mankind, was reportedly still nailed to the cross Thursday when He returned for the Second Coming. “I always thought that when He came back He would float down from the sky on a cloud or something,…

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