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Philosophical Bachelor Party Celebrates Last Day Of Man’s Illusion Of Freedom
NEW ORLEANS—Growing more drunk and more reflective as the night went on, attendees at local man Benjamin Midwicki’s bachelor party Friday were reportedly celebrating the last day of his illusion of freedom. “Tonight, we’re going fucking ham in honor of your final day of freedom, if such a concept can be said to truly…
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Argentinian Guy Materializes In Pickup Soccer Game To Score Goal Before Disappearing Instantly
SEATTLE—Following a local mid-afternoon match among friends who could not explain the unknown player’s fleeting, mysterious presence, sources confirmed Friday that an Argentinian guy had materialized during a pickup soccer game and scored a goal before instantly disappearing. “He just straight-up appeared out of thin…
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Invisalign Begins Offering Clear Body Shell System To Gradually Straighten Posture
TEMPE, AZ—Touting the exciting new expansion of their product line beyond orthodontics, the Invisalign company announced Thursday the rollout of a clear body shell system designed to gradually straighten posture. “Our clear plastic shell easily snaps around the body to correct any misalignment in the wearer’s posture…
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Man Delays Exit From Burning House To Avoid Small Talk With Neighbors
BOZEMAN, MT—Smoke filling his lungs as he waited back, local man Colin Jensen reportedly delayed his exit from his burning house Friday to avoid small talk with his neighbors. “The flames are definitely getting closer, but if I can hold out for five more minutes, maybe the Harrisons will go back inside and I won’t be…
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‘Showing Up’ is a rare glimpse of an artist at (very hard) work
Michelle Williams plays an introverted sculptor struggling to find the time, space, money and energy to pursue her calling in Kelly Reichardt’s rueful comedy.
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Author: Justin Chang
What I Think Will Happen if I Go to a Bar and Order a Whiskey Neat
As each patron enters and notices the beverage I’m holding, they give me a reverent nod.
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Author: Maeve Dunigan
East Palestine students put on a play while the city recovers from a train derailment
Students in East Palestine, Ohio put on the Spring play as residents work to recover from the February train derailment that disrupted life in the small town.
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Author: Oliver Morrison
Daddy Yankee’s ‘Gasolina’ is the National Recording Registry’s first reggaeton song
On Wednesday, the mega-hit single became the first reggaeton song to be inducted into the National Recording Registry at the Library of Congress.
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Author: Vanessa Romo
Bangles cofounder Susanna Hoffs infused her debut novel with her love of music
NPR’s Andrew Limbong speaks with the Bangles cofounder Susanna Hoffs on her debut novel This Bird Has Flown and how she used her music career to create her main character, singer Jane Start.
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Author: Elena Burnett