18 Hilarious Tweets Of The Week
“My next relationship better be my last. I’m tired of telling guys my favorite color.”
There’s A Monster At Both Ends Of This Boat: ‘Below Deck Mediterranean’
The Bravo show Below Deck Mediterranean is the goofiest, soapiest show about the hospitality industry you’re likely to find. And it might care even more about place settings than Downton Abbey.
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Underprepared Second-Grade Teacher Really Leaning On Class’s Slow Readers To Eat Up Some Clock
ROCKPORT, ME—Asking everyone to open their books while she honed in on the students who looked the most nervous, underprepared second-grade teacher Judy Fabacher confirmed Monday that she’d really been leaning on her class’s slow readers to eat up some clock. “Alright, we have 20 more minutes before you get to go to…
The best Apple Watch deals: Series 4 Nike Plus on sale and $16 off Series 5 – CNET
The Series 5 is here — and it’s already on sale, along with the Series 3 and Series 4.
Friend Group Annoyed They Never See Melissa Anymore Now That She’s Dating Guy Who Keeps Her Locked In Chamber At Top Of Tallest Tower
PHILADELPHIA—Saying she had been extremely flaky since meeting her new boyfriend in an enchanted forest, a local group of twentysomethings expressed annoyance Monday that they never see Melissa anymore now that she’s dating a guy who keeps her locked away in a chamber at the top of the tallest tower. “Honestly, it…
Intrusive Thought Actually Making Compelling Argument For Taking Clothes Off In Public Park
CHICAGO—Saying the loud, unwelcome voice in her head had actually made some very good points about just doing it already, local woman Jenny Fabela told reporters Monday that an intrusive thought laid out a very compelling argument for taking her clothes off in a public park. “You know, at first, I wasn’t on board, but…
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Hyundai launches air mobility division, names former NASA expert as chief – Roadshow
Hyundai may one day build a flying taxi of sorts.
Spider-Man: Far From Home postcredits cameo character, explained – CNET
Spidey’s nemesis gets a real-world website for the movie’s home release. Let’s look at this character’s history.