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Reddit may cross the $100 million mark in revenue this year – CNET
The platform may more than double its ad revenues by 2021, according to a market research firm.
Military Recruiter Fondly Recalls When He Was Just A Naïve Kid Being Coaxed Into Making Binding 8-Year Commitment To Fill Quota
CHESTERBROOK, PA—Regaling a group of prospective soldiers with tales from his youth, military recruiter Luke Coleman fondly recalled Wednesday when he was just a naïve kid being coaxed into making a binding eight-year commitment to the Army in order to fulfill a recruitment quota. “Man, I remember back when I was your…
Pros And Cons Of Banning Bottled Water
Many cities, venues, and scholastic institutions have banned bottled water following campaigns by environmental groups, but critics warn such bans can have harmful unintended effects. The Onion looks at the pros and cons of banning bottled water.
Trump Boys Defend Sending Saudi Arabia Plans For Cool Missile On Personal Etch A Sketch
WASHINGTON—Insisting that they had taken every measure to keep the message “extra top secret,” the Trump boys reportedly spent Wednesday defending their decision to send Saudi Arabia plans for a cool missile using their personal Etch A Sketch. “We spent, like, a million hours making that rocket look super good, so we…
Bend In Road Not Sharp Enough To Merit So Many Roadside Memorials
CRYSTAL RIVER, FL—Claiming he found the turn to be well banked and cambered with perfect sightlines, motorist Calvin Henry declared Wednesday that a bend along Florida State Road 44 was definitely not sharp enough to warrant the dozen or so roadside memorials along its outside shoulder. “I mean, this is a pretty soft…
Total Weirdo Leading Bracket Pool After Picking Teams She Analyzed And Predicted Would Beat The Others
HAVERFORD, PA—Expressing concerns about her odd behavior over the past few weeks, coworkers of Sheila Gottman confirmed Wednesday that the “total weirdo” was leading their office’s NCAA bracket pool after picking teams she analyzed and predicted would beat the others. “What kind of freak actually reads expert analysis…
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The Anzac Biscuit, the Wartime Cookie and Teatime Favourite of Aussies and Kiwis
The Aussie-Kiwi biscuit is 100 years old, and continues to be an afternoon tea favourite of the two nations. Find out how to make it with our easy recipe!Food Events: What’s on Worldwide in April 2019
Discover all the dinners and food festivals you need to know about this month, from Singapore to Switzerland!