When some of you asked if I’d record my thoughts as I hang by my fingertips over my impending death, I thought, Why not?
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Author: Mike O’Brien
A Tiny Town in the Italian Riviera Has Its Own Version of Focaccia, and Let This Be a Warning—It’s Addictive
Unlike the pillowy-soft focaccia that’s more widely known, focaccia di Recco is thin, crispy and filled with gooey cheese
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Your Parents’ Fall TV Preview
Have you considered “Six Hours a Day of MSNBC” on MS NOW (or Fox News, depending on your specific parents)?
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Author: Josh Gondelman
Updated Jane Austen Titles
Including “Brain-Rot Third Space” and “Based and Vibey.”
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Author: Edith Zimmerman
Arrangements I Would Accept
Marriage is hard; an arrangement is sexy, bold, mature. Getting married says, “I’m a romantic.” Having an arrangement says, “I know how the world works.”
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Author: Taylor Tomlinson
My Surefire, Can’t-Lose Polymarket Bets
Spot on my neck: Cancer? 88% Yes. 12% More tests are needed, none of which are covered by my insurance.
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Author: Shalom Auslander
Late-Night Dorm-Room Conversation Topics, Updated for Middle Age
Fuck, Marry, Kill: Income-tax returns, life-insurance policies, that folder explaining benefits that you received from H.R. when you were onboarded, and then immediately lost?
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Author: Shannon Reed
Some Legacy Sequels We Hope Are Never Made
But if you’re reading this and want to green-light one, please don’t hesitate to be in touch.
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Author: Jason Adam Katzenstein, Emily Murnane
Instructions for Watching My Girlfriend While I’m Out of Town
Make sure that water is always available to Blythe, but don’t freak out if she doesn’t drink much. Blythe believes that hydration is “a conspiracy invented by Gatorade.”
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Author: Blythe Roberson
The Scourge of A.1.
For A.1. to cause such fear is understandable, because many of us are not comfortable with condiments.
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Author: Ian Frazier