Luca Guadagnino’s version of Dario Argento’s 1977 horror classic departs from the original in every way imaginable. Critic Justin Chang says the 2018 Suspiria showcases an “astounding level of craft.”
Heart And Soulless
14-Hour Labor Not Exactly Cakewalk For Baby Sticking Halfway Out Mother’s Vagina Either
TULSA, OK—Describing the experience as “no fucking picnic,” an as-yet-unnamed newborn protruding halfway out of his mother’s vagina confirmed Thursday that the 14-hour labor experience had not exactly been a cakewalk for him, either. “Just so we’re clear, this sucks for me, too. I would love to get someone to wipe the…
Child Clinging To Daddy’s Leg Like It’s Helicopter Evacuating Saigon
Disaster: A No-Nonsense Grandma Has Started Hanging Her Laundry Off The St. Louis Arch And Everyone’s Too Scared To Tell Her To Stop
With no easy answers or distinct signs of progress, this story unfolding in the heart of Missouri is an unmitigated catastrophe: A no-nonsense grandma has started hanging her laundry off the St. Louis Arch and everyone’s too scared to tell her to stop.
In ‘Paradise Rot,’ Jenny Hval Traces A Surrealistic Sexual Awakening
In this tactile novel, the celebrated Norwegian musician Jenny Hval places two entropic lovers within a converted Australian brewery to explore sexuality, decay and freedom.
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Getting Too Old For Narnia In ‘Light Between Worlds’
Laura Weymouth’s new novel follows two sisters struggling with the aftermath of their adventures in a magic land. That struggle is the vivid heart of the book, but its Narnia-lite doesn’t quite work.
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Memorabilia Rejected by the Hard Rock Café
Colin Stokes and Jeremy Nguyen illustrate a humorous collection of the memorabilia rejected by the Hard Rock Café.
Elon Musk To Open First High-Speed Test Tunnel On December 10
Elon Musk’s Boring Company announced that it will open a proof-of-concept high-speed tunnel beneath Los Angeles on Dec. 10 and offer free rides to visitors on the following day, teasing the potential future of transportation. What do you think?