Boston Gangster Whitey Bulger Killed In West Virginia Prison

James “Whitey” Bulger, the notorious former Boston mob boss, was killed Tuesday morning at a West Virginia prison after serving 7 years of his life sentence. What do you think?
‘Punks Not Dead,’ And Neither Is This Intrepid Granny

David Barnett and Martin Simmonds’ comic about a troubled teen haunted by the ghost of Sid Vicious really gets going when it introduces centenarian (but immortal) ghost-buster Dorothy Culpepper.
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No Bed Of Roses, No Pleasure Cruise: ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’

A fearless performance from Rami Malek and rock-solid rock anthems can’t lift this listless musical biopic out of the sea of clichés in which it treads water.
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Luke Walton Inspires Lakers With Story About Zero-Point, 2-Rebound Performance In Game 2 Of 2009 Finals
Paramedics Didn’t Realize How Hard It Would Be To Cut Drunk Woman Out Of Elmo Costume

CLEVELAND—Finding themselves hopelessly out of their depth despite years of training in emergency field medicine, a local team of paramedics told reporters Wednesday that they had no idea how difficult it would be to cut a dangerously drunk woman out of an Elmo costume. “Good God, how did she even breathe in this…
Woman Sick Of Being Stuck In Back Half Of Velma Costume Entire Halloween Party

LAKEWOOD, OH—Cramped and frustrated at being unable to interact with any of the other guests, Halloween party attendee Hayley Crawford divulged Wednesday that she was sick of being stuck as the back half of the Velma costume. “It’s unbelievably hot back here and I’m tired of suddenly being pulled around without…