Beto Voter Struggling To Refocus Her Sexual Fantasies On Ted Cruz
AUSTIN, TX—Admitting that her attempts to fantasize about the victorious Senate candidate “just haven’t been the same,” noticeably flustered Beto O’Rourke voter Carissa Halpern told reporters Wednesday she was having difficulty refocusing her sexual yearnings onto Ted Cruz. “I was really hoping Beto would be my…
What “Spelunking” Might Mean If It Didn’t Mean Spelunking
Tom Chitty illustrates a humorous list of ideas for what the word “spelunking” might mean if it didn’t mean spelunking.
Did Law Enforcement Overlook The Threat Of Far-Right Extremism?
Janet Reitman of The New York Times Magazine says counter-terrorism strategists failed to adequately address right-wing domestic extremism — which enabled the movement to become even more dangerous.
Novelist Revisits The Assassination And Conspiracies That Fueled Colombia’s Civil War
Juan Gabriel Vásquez’s novel, The Shape Of The Ruins, centers on the 1948 assassination of Jorge Eliécer Gaitán, the years of violence that followed and the conspiracy theories surrounding his death.
‘Interstate Gospel’ Showcases Pistol Annies’ Impressive Range Of Style
The trio of three country-music stars who make up Pistol Annies — Miranda Lambert, Ashley Monroe and Angaleena Presley — mix humor with righteousness and drama on their new album.
