Casey Rand writes a humorous list of what a woman can expect to happen in her life when she decides not to become pregnant or have children.
Michelle Obama Tells NPR She ‘Never Ever’ Would Have Chosen Politics For Herself
“It was very difficult being married to a man that felt like politics was his destiny,” the former first lady tells All Things Considered host Audie Cornish in a wide-ranging interview about her life.
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Live Updates: At Least 9 People Are Dead As Entire California Cities Flee Raging Wildfires
A wildfire in Northern California became the most destructive in state history, while another major blaze near Los Angeles has forced hundreds of thousands to flee.
Record Number Of Women To Take Seats In Congress
More than 100 women will take seats in the House of Representatives next year, a high watermark for nationwide representation. What do you think?
Reddi-Wip Casually Announces Their Nozzles Can Easily Fit Into Most Orifices
CHICAGO—In a matter-of-fact press release addressed to “consumers who might be interested in this sort of thing,” ConAgra Foods informally announced Friday that their Reddi-Wip nozzles can easily fit into most orifices on the human body. “Since our founding in 1948, we’ve been committed to providing Americans with…
City Officials Warn Against Flushing Feminine Hygiene Products After Finding 8-Foot-Long, 250-Pound Tampon Lurking In Sewers
NEW YORK CITY—Emphasizing that the discovery had put the residents of New York in grave danger, officials warned Friday against flushing feminine hygiene products after discovering an 8-foot-long, 250-pound tampon lurking in the sewers. “While the tampon may have started out just a few inches long at first, its…
Queen Guitarist Brian May On Writing Anthems And Studying Astrophysics
Brian May spoke to Fresh Air in 2010 about writing “We Will Rock You,” recording the many vocals in “Bohemian Rhapsody” and getting a Ph.D. The biopic Bohemian Rhapsody details Queen’s meteoric rise.
Georgia GOP Demands Stacey Abrams Step Down As Candidate To Avoid Conflict Of Interest
ATLANTA—As votes continued to be counted to determine the outcome of the controversial Georgia governor’s race, the state’s GOP officials reportedly demanded on Friday that Stacey Abrams step down as the Democratic candidate to avoid a conflict of interest. “It’s clear that the integrity of this important election…
My Suggestions for Casting the Next Marvel Ensemble Movie
Aubrey Nolan makes a list of humorous suggestions on whom to cast in the next Marvel superhero movie.