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Michael Lewis: Trump’s Approach To Government Shows ‘Neglect And Misunderstanding’
Lewis’ new book, The Fifth Risk, examines three federal departments under Trump: energy, agriculture and commerce. He warns that half of the top 700 positions in the administration remain unfilled.
He Thought He Developed A Foolproof Way To Mine Cryptocurrency, But It Led To Financial Ruin
He Thought He Developed A Foolproof Way To Mine Cryptocurrency, But It Led To Financial Ruin
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Nation’s Little Piggies Demand A Sweet Treat
WASHINGTON—Smacking their plump lips in anticipation as they squealed for piles upon piles of sugary delights, the nation’s little piggies took to the streets of the nation’s capital Tuesday to demand their sweet treats. “Oh, please, please, please! Our tummies need their yummies, and they need them now!” piped…
Homeland Security Director Releases List Of Terrorists Who Don’t Have The Balls To Attack U.S.
WASHINGTON—Dismissing the individuals in question as lacking the depth of character necessary to pose a credible national security threat, Homeland Security director Kirstjen Nielsen released a watch list Tuesday of terrorists who don’t have the balls to participate in a direct attack on the United States. “The men…
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Chuck Grassley Scratches ‘Christine Blasey’s A Slut’ Into Senate Bathroom Stall
WASHINGTON—In an effort to undermine the credibility of the woman who testified that Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh had sexually assaulted her in high school, Senator Chuck Grassley reportedly scratched “Christine Blasey’s a slut” into a Senate bathroom stall Monday. Sources confirmed that Grassley, 85, an Iowa…