Grace Perry humorously imagines a miserable life resulting from the predictions in a grade-school game of MASH coming true.
Khaled Hosseini Says A Succinct ‘Sea Prayer’ For A Refugee’s Journey
The novelist known for his epic works about Afghanistan turns his attention to the human impact of the Syrian refugee crisis in a slim, poetic, illustrated book.
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Blood-Spattered Sarah Huckabee Sanders Holds Up Huge Dismembered Penis To Prove Presidential Member Completely Normal
Ted Cruz Attempts To Connect With Voters By Wearing More Handsome Man’s Face As Mask
DALLAS—In an effort to make himself more appealing to voters, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) reportedly tried to connect with the audience at a candidate forum Tuesday by wearing the bloody, skinned face of a far more handsome man as a mask. “People are really responding to this new, dapper Ted Cruz,” said campaign manager Jeff…
New Biopic ‘Blaze’ Explores Life Of Texas Outlaw Songwriter
One of the unsung heroes of the Texas Outlaw music movement was songwriter Blaze Foley. A new biopic directed by Ethan Hawke explores Foley’s life and music.
Potential Last-Minute Wedding Dates
Olivia de Recat illustrates some humorous ideas for potential last-minute dates to a wedding.
Memoirist: Evangelical Purity Movement Sees Women’s Bodies As A ‘Threat’
In Pure, Linda Kay Klein reflects on the “deep, long-lasting shame” caused by churches that claim women and girls are responsible for the sexual desires of men.
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13 Useful Products That’ll Help You Deal With Your Noisy Neighbors
“Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” — you to your neighbors, who can’t hear you anyway because they’re too damn loud!
Stormy Daniels Said Trump’s Penis Looks Like Toad From Mario Kart And People Gouged Their Eyes Out With Their Own Hands
Stormy Daniels Said Trump’s Penis Looks Like Toad From Mario Kart And People Gouged Their Eyes Out With Their Own Hands
