The 4 Disgusting People Who Led Me To Abandon The Priesthood After My Hand Touched Their Tongue While Feeding Them A Communion Wafer
After many years of faithfully serving the Lord in the priesthood, I’ve decided to relinquish my vows and leave the church. Touching the horrid mouths of these four grotesque parishioners while feeding them Communion wafers has simply left me too emotionally and spiritually traumatized to continue in my ministry. I’m…
ICE Agent Terrified After Becoming Separated From Team During Immigrant Raid
SIERRA VISTA, AZ—Looking around in a panic as he realized he had been left all alone, ICE agent Derek Borland was reportedly terrified Tuesday after becoming separated from his team during a raid on an immigrant community. “Where did everyone go? Guys, I’m really scared right now. Anyone? Bobby? Bobby, where are you?”…
Au Revoir, Souris: Bono, Pharrell, Laurie Anderson Memorialize An Art Giant’s Cat
French artist Sophie Calle’s cat died in 2014. To mourn him, Calle asked dozens of musicians — including Michael Stipe, The National and Jarvis Cocker — to memorialize him.
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University Suspends All Lightweights From Campus Following Fraternity Hazing Death
TUSCALOOSA, AL—In an effort to prevent further alcohol-related tragedy, University of Alabama administrators announced plans Tuesday to suspend all lightweights who can’t handle their shit following the hazing death of freshman Delta Kappa Epsilon pledge Matthew Young. “What happened to Matt this past weekend is…
Your Horoscopes — Week Of October 16, 2018
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Items in Your Online Shopping Cart Are Selling Fast!
Catherine LeClair writes a humorously hostile series of e-mails on behalf of items left in an online shopping cart.
Novelist Esi Edugyan On Black Genius And What Comes After Slavery
The author of Man Booker Prize finalist Washington Black began her new book on a plantation in 1830s Barbados. “I really have no idea where my story is going at the outset of it,” she says.
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