Paul Rudnick, via Libby Gelman-Waxner, humorously reviews the films “A Star Is Born,” “Venom,” and “A Simple Favor.”
No Bed Of Roses, No Pleasure Cruise: ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’
A fearless performance from Rami Malek and rock-solid rock anthems can’t lift this listless musical biopic out of the sea of clichés in which it treads water.
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Luke Walton Inspires Lakers With Story About Zero-Point, 2-Rebound Performance In Game 2 Of 2009 Finals
Paramedics Didn’t Realize How Hard It Would Be To Cut Drunk Woman Out Of Elmo Costume
CLEVELAND—Finding themselves hopelessly out of their depth despite years of training in emergency field medicine, a local team of paramedics told reporters Wednesday that they had no idea how difficult it would be to cut a dangerously drunk woman out of an Elmo costume. “Good God, how did she even breathe in this…
Woman Sick Of Being Stuck In Back Half Of Velma Costume Entire Halloween Party
LAKEWOOD, OH—Cramped and frustrated at being unable to interact with any of the other guests, Halloween party attendee Hayley Crawford divulged Wednesday that she was sick of being stuck as the back half of the Velma costume. “It’s unbelievably hot back here and I’m tired of suddenly being pulled around without…
The Basic Witch Self-Care Guide for Fall
Heather Loase illustrates a humorous self-care guide for the fall season, tailored to the needs of the basic witch.
Is The Supreme Court The ‘Most Dangerous Branch’ Of Government?
Author David A. Kaplan warns that the court is becoming increasingly polarized — and influential: “Why should nine unelected, unaccountable judges dictate so much policy in the country?”
Kurt Vile Stretches In An Adventurous New Direction On ‘Bottle It In’
A laid-back, generous spirit pervades many of the songs on Vile’s latest album. Critic Ken Tucker says the singer/songwriter “sounds like one of the most well-adjusted pop musicians around.”
