Ali Fitzgerald humorously illustrates passive-aggressive holiday gifts.
From Convict To Criminal Justice Reporter: ‘I Was So Lucky To Come Out Of This’

Keri Blakinger spent nearly two years locked up on narcotics charges before becoming a journalist. “I’ve been so privileged in so many ways to end up with hope and second chances,” she says.
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Buy Some Holiday Pajamas And We’ll Tell You Something That Will Happen To You In 2019
36 Strange Gifts That’ll Make Them Say, “This Is So Weird, I Love It!”
Oh Dear God What The Hell Is Going On With British Politics NOW?
Report from the Front Lines of This Family Group Text
Seth Weitberg writes a satirical report from a very busy family group text.
Frat Nutritionists Dare Americans To Swallow More Live Goldfish

NORMAN, OK—Claiming that the average person needs to just man the fuck up and do it already, frat nutritionists attending the University of Oklahoma dared Americans on Wednesday to swallow more live goldfish. “We’ve discovered that consuming two to three live goldfish per weekend significantly reduces the risk of…
Daily Cartoon: Wednesday, December 12th
In Navied Mahdavian’s Daily Cartoon, the White House ponders how to pay for a border wall.