Mom Dishing Up Her Famous Comments About Your Body This Thanksgiving
37 Things That’ll Help You Be So Much Better At Life
‘Hardly Children’ Is Restless And Strange — Just Like Humanity

The spare, slightly creepy off-white cover of Laura Adamczyk’s debut collection is perfect for the uncomfortable stories within it, works that examine family, childhood, adulthood, gender and race.
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Everyone At Thanksgiving Doing Chore To Get Away From Rest Of Family

PHOENIX, AZ—Unanimously insisting that the 17 separate tasks would only take a moment and be no trouble at all, each and every member of the Blake family present for Thanksgiving dinner Thursday reportedly undertook a chore in order to get some time away from the rest of their family. “Here, now, I can take the trash…
93-Year-Old Grandmother At Thanksgiving Worried This Last Time She Sees Fuck-Up Grandson Before He Dies

SANTA CRUZ, CA—Emphasizing the importance of savoring each moment with her family while she still can, 93-year-old grandmother Regina Silver expressed fears Thursday that this Thanksgiving might be the last time she would see Derek Silver, 25, her notorious fuck-up grandson, before his death. “That boy just seems to…
Man Pissed After Becoming Trapped In Macy’s Day Parade While Out Walking Giant Pikachu Balloon

NEW YORK—Unable to escape the crowded procession, local man Alex Boutros was pissed Thursday after becoming trapped in the Macy’s Day Parade while he was out walking his giant Pikachu balloon. “Goddammit, this is just my fucking luck,” said Boutros, who was stuck between the Rockettes and the “Snoopy’s Doghouse”…
The Cooking Cartoonist: Last-Minute Thanksgiving
‘Thank You, America’: A Crowdsourced Holiday Poem That’s A Blessing To Read

NPR recently wanted to know: What about America are you most thankful for? Our audience answered, and writer Kwame Alexander crafted an epic poem of celebration and gratitude from the replies.
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More Than 43 Million Travel Home For Thanksgiving

Braving airport crowds and flight delays, 43 million Americans will travel home this week to spend Thanksgiving with friends and family, the organization AAA predicted. What do you think?