Entirety Of Browns Dawg Pound Euthanized Following Rabies Outbreak
CLEVELAND—Claiming it was the most humane way to deal with their suffering fans, the Cleveland Browns announced Tuesday that they had euthanized the entirety of the Dawg Pound following a rabies outbreak. “They were a part of our Browns family, and we’re heartbroken over cutting their lives short, but putting them…
Social Media Overtakes Newspapers As Source Of News
A new Pew study found that for the first time, more Americans get their news from social media than newspapers. What do you think?
Man Finally Able To Forgive Self For Terrible Mistake He Made 2 Seconds Ago
SPOKANE, WA—Declaring his willingness to put the whole phase of his life behind him once and for all, 28-year-old man Neil Donovan confirmed Tuesday that he had finally found it in himself to forgive himself for a terrible mistake he made two seconds ago. “This has been an albatross around my neck for what sometimes…
Should The NFL Offer To Reinstate Kareem Hunt If He Promises To Play Extra Hard?
Pretend You’re An Elf In Santaland
In 1992, the world met Crumpet the elf in David Sedaris’ “Santaland Diaries,” the story of his time working as a Macy’s department store elf. Now imagine you had that job. Tell us your story.
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Happy Holidays from Serenity Orchard Spa
Naomi Fry writes a humor column imagining the letter that a spa sends out to previous customers, encouraging them to return.
Buy Yourself A Christmas Gift From Each Of These Stores And We’ll Guess Your Zodiac Sign
We Can Guess Your Relationship Status Based On The Foods You Fill Your Stocking With
CBS Denies Former CEO Les Moonves $120 Million Severance Package
The network explained its decision, saying “there are grounds to terminate for cause, including his willful and material misfeasance” and failure to cooperate with the company’s investigation.
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