Cold pizza is better than hot pizza and that’s all I will say on that as an American.
Ina Garten’s Oatmeal Hacks Is Stupid Simple (But Seriously Delicious)
Federal Judge Orders Return Of Individuals Deported Over Sessions’ Asylum Policy
The June change made asylum claims more difficult to advance by those claiming domestic or gang-related violence.
Ecstatic Pope Francis Finally Lands Role As Mary In St. Peter’s Christmas Pageant
VATICAN CITY—Excitedly catching a glimpse of his name atop the cast list posted outside the Apostolic Palace, an ecstatic Pope Francis told reporters Wednesday that he had finally landed the role of a lifetime playing Mary in the annual St. Peter’s Christmas Pageant. “Oh my God, Mary—I got Mary!” said a visibly…
Sea Of Hair Engulfs Nation After Bosley Physicians Lose Control Of Restoration
BEVERLY HILLS, CA—Millions of terrified Americans were fleeing their homes in an attempt to outrun the towering tidal waves of thick brunette hair that began flowing across the nation Wednesday when Bosley hair restoration technicians lost control of what was supposed to be a routine medical procedure. “Pass me the…
Kotex Tampons Recalled After Reports Of Pieces Left In Bodies
Kimberly-Clark is recalling U by Kotex Sleek regular absorbency tampons after reports of the tampons unraveling or coming apart upon removal, which caused some users to seek medical attention. What do you think?
‘The Disasters’ Could Be The Beginning Of A Great Story
M.K. England’s new novel starts with a bang: A group of space-school rejects must save the universe. It never quite delivers on that premise, but the characters are so appealing, you’ll want more.
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No More Whiskey Stones: A Holiday Plea from Your Boyfriend
Monica Heisey humorously channels a boyfriend who is fed up with getting whiskey stones for Christmas.
Julia Roberts Has An Unexpected Christmas Guest In ‘Ben Is Back’
In a new movie, the actress plays a mother whose son is struggling with drug addiction. Lucas Hedges plays the titular Ben, and Peter Hedges — his father — directs the film.
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Aquaman, From Super Friend To Surfer Dude: The Bro-Ification Of A Hero
The Sea King has undergone a series of sea changes: once a generic fish-cop, then a widely shared joke, and now, finally, the star of his own blockbuster film, as the ultimate bro.
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