These will *literally* take your hand and show you that makeup isn’t so hard — when done with really, really easy products.
‘Presidents Of War’ Sounds The Alarm About Presidential Power
In his new book, Michael Beschloss focuses on the lead up to war. But a more pressing danger and indictment of presidential power may be the interventions not authorized by Congress.
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Sometimes, In My Lowest Moments, I Feel Like No One Would Even Care If I Dyed My Hair
Life can be pretty rough when you’re feeling down in the dumps. Maybe it starts because school is stressing you out, or you get into an argument with your best friend, or your big crush rejects you. Or maybe your life is actually going okay, but for some reason your mind keeps taking a turn down some pretty dark…
Simple Joy Of Childhood Stolen From Toddler Who Was Just Told He Can’t Touch Own Genitals At Dinner Table
TOLEDO, OH—In a move that obliterated the final vestiges of his youthful innocence, toddler Charles Mankiewicz, 3, was told Tuesday that he could no longer touch his own genitals at the dinner table, robbing him forever of the simple joy of childhood. “Stop that,” said the child’s joyless parents, ensuring that the…
There Are No More Good Things
Brian Agler writes about all the good things that are now bad, including Facebook, Twitter, and puppies.
Your Horoscopes — Week Of October 9, 2018
Climate Scientists Confirm There’s Still Time To Blow Up The Earth
GENEVA, SWITZERLAND—Warning that millions would starve in the streets unless world leaders took decisive action, scientists representing the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change confirmed Monday that there was still time left to blow up the Earth before irreversible global warming condemned humanity to slow…
Saudis Insist Missing Journalist Was Already Dismembered Before He Left Consulate
RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA—Claiming that they could not have played a part in the disappearance, Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman issued a statement Monday insisting that the exiled journalist Jamal Khashoggi, who went missing last week, had already been dismembered before he left the Saudi consulate in Istanbul.…
‘The Hate U Give’ Author And Director Discuss Representing The Black Community
The Hate U Give tells the story of a young girl who witnesses the police shooting of her friend, an unarmed black teenager. NPR’s Ailsa Chang talks with director George Tillman Jr. and Angie Thomas, who wrote the book on which the movie is based.
Entropy and the Internet
Olivia de Recat humorously illustrates one person’s experience with the entropic force of the Internet.