All about Men and the women who love them!
In response to new rules issued by the administration of Gov. Ron DeSantis, teachers are being ordered to remove all books from libraries and classrooms until they can be approved by a state-trained “certified media specialist.” The following books are currently banned from schools in Florida.
Go to Source
Author:
PORTSMOUTH, NH—Exclaiming with hypothetical delight upon receiving the correspondence from the vice president’s husband, local imaginary person Caitlin Hofstadter reportedly reacted to a Democratic National Committee fundraising message Monday by crying out, “Wowie zowie, an email from second gentleman Doug Emhoff!”…
Go to Source
Author:
ATLANTA—The professional football world was reportedly rocked Monday when the Super Company issued a press release announcing that it would not renew its sponsorship contract with the NFL’s championship bowl game. “Following some underperformance in terms of our financial goals over the past several years, our company…
Go to Source
Author:
BALTIMORE—Providing further insight into modern eating habits, a study published Monday by researchers at Johns Hopkins University found that a majority of Americans no longer bother to unwrap their hamburgers before eating them. “The number of American diners who bite into their burgers without removing the paper…
Go to Source
Author:
MINNETONKA, MN—Calling the behavior mean-spirited and over the line, poor little insurer UnitedHealth Group told reporters Monday that cancer patient Belinda Rollins had harassed the company until it finally agreed to cover her bill. “That woman called us constantly, from the moment our phone lines opened until the…
Go to Source
Author:
Go to Source
Author: Bruce Handy
With ticket sales way down and government relief mostly at an end, business as usual is not an option for nonprofit performing arts groups.
(Image credit: Katie Weisberger/Control Group Productions)
Go to Source
Author: Chloe Veltman
US Virgin Islands Powerball
06 Feb 2023
Monday
Powerball
Power Play: 2
USA Powerball
06 Feb 2023
Monday
Powerball
Power Play: 2
With four new prizes tonight, the megastar has now won more Grammys than any other artist in the awards’ 65-year history. But Harry Styles took home the evening’s biggest prize.
(Image credit: Emma McIntyre/Getty Images for The Recording Academy)
Go to Source
Author: Anastasia Tsioulcas