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December 23, 2022

Have yourself a Merry little Christmas

Hi friends! I hope that whether you’re celebrating Christmas, Hannukah, or a lovely Friday, that you have an amazing weekend. Please know that I’m grateful for you every.single.day and I’m sending you the biggest hug and lots of love. I pray that 2023 is a year filled with happiness, good health, and time surrounded with those you love.

Thank you for being here and being a part of this community. <3

xoxo,

Gina + the Pilot, Liv, P, Maisey, Cookie the hairless guinea pig, and Donut

Photos by Audria Abney

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December 23, 2022

James Cameron ‘Proves’ Jack Couldn’t Have Survived Titanic Sinking

Titanic director James Cameron says he commissioned a scientific study that proves Leonardo DiCaprio’s character could not have survived the “floating door” scene with Kate Winslet’s Rose, a response to angry fans saying the makeshift raft could hold them both. What do you think?

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December 23, 2022

Ho, Ho, Ho! I Saw You Masturbating!

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December 23, 2022

Man Peels Price Tag Off Gift For Dog

OLYMPIA, WA—Sneaking it out of the bag without rustling the plastic, local man Nick Juarez reportedly peeled the price tag off of a gift Friday before giving it to his dog. “I don’t want him to know how much I spent,” said Juarez, struggling to remove the sticker from a tag hanging off of a stuffed alligator, adding…

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December 23, 2022

U.S. Treasury Introduces New Wild Bills That Can Be Used For Any Dollar Amount

WASHINGTON—Touting the currency denomination’s ability to up the stakes of any financial transaction, the U.S. Treasury introduced new wild bills Friday that could be used for any dollar amount. “Starting today, the U.S. Treasury will release several wild bills that can be spent on anything from $1 to $10 to $10,000,”…

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December 23, 2022

Restaurant Customers Explain Why They Refuse To Tip

As a general rule, restaurant workers should never, ever be respected. The Onion asked customers why they refuse to tip, and this is what they said.

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December 23, 2022

Questions Reporters Ask Mrs. Claus That They Would Never Ask Mr. Claus

“Why red? Why a suit? And would you say that it’s brave to be seen in public wearing something so comfortable?”

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Author: Meena Harris

December 23, 2022

Daily Cartoon: Friday, December 23rd

“Remember: no matter how different you are, if you prove yourself useful, you can still earn the privilege of being forced to work with your bullies.”

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Author: Asher Perlman

December 23, 2022

David Sedaris reads from ‘Santaland Diaries,’ a Christmastime classic

David Sedaris recounts tales from his time as a department store elf in Santaland Diaries.

Sedaris’ darkly funny account of his stint as a Macy’s department store Christmas elf named Crumpet has been a hallmark of the Morning Edition airwaves for 30 holiday seasons.

(Image credit: Carol Yepes/Getty Images)

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December 23, 2022

Who created chicken tikka masala? The death of a curry king is reviving a debate

Ahmed Aslam Ali, the owner of the Shish Mahal restaurant in Glasgow, Scotland, is pictured with a plate of chicken tikka masala in his restaurant, on July 29, 2009.

A Pakistani immigrant in Glasgow claimed he invented the beloved takeout dish with some spices and a can of tomato soup. His death has revived a long debate about who really can lay claim to the food.

(Image credit: Andy Buchanan/AFP via Getty Images)

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Author: Emily Olson