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ST. LOUIS—Claiming it was simply biding its time before it wreaks total havoc on the 55-year-old’s brain, a Parkinson’s gene confirmed Friday that it was waiting to switch on until the moment when everything in local man Lee Madbury’s life has at long last fallen into place. “Once he’s happily remarried, saved enough…
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Author: The Onion on Entertainment, shared by The Onion to The Onion
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Author: Kristen Radtke
One of Hollywood’s biggest stars of the 1950s and ’60s, the Spartacus and Lust for Life actor went on to run his own production company. Douglas died Feb. 5. Originally broadcast in 1988.
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Author: Terry Gross
BASTROP, TX—Bursting into the amphibian’s native woodlands with their sleeves rolled up and bludgeons in hand, a group of EPA thugs violently beat and endangered a Houston Toad Friday after the 2-year-old male failed to pay them protection money. “Look, you know the deal—either you cough up the dough, or tomorrow…
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Author: The Onion
Let’s pick a winner and some losers from among a crop that includes a Disney showstopper, an Elton John banger, Randy Newman’s latest Pixar romp and two songs about standing.
(Image credit: Walt Disney Animation)
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Author: Stephen Thompson
Levan Akin’s tale of two male Georgian dancers who find happiness in stolen moments together goes through all the usual dance-movie paces, but the chemistry between its two leads is strong.
(Image credit: Lisabi Fridell/Music Box Films)
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Author: Scott Tobias
Set in Leningrad shortly after World War II, Beanpole centers on two women who find themselves deeply scarred by their wartime experiences with the Red Army.
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Author: Justin Chang
Hail and well met, fans of diversions and leisure! Take heed, for we have a most tantalizing proposition on this fortuitous day.
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Author: The Onion on OGN, shared by The Onion to The Onion
WASHINGTON—Kicking and punching his brother in an effort to fight the “Germans” [sic] that were swarming all over his sibling’s body, Donald Trump Jr. reportedly yelled, “He’s got the Mulan virus!” Thursday while attempting to quarantine Eric Trump by duct taping a garbage bag over his brother’s head. “Oh my God, ew,…
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Author: The Onion on Politics, shared by The Onion to The Onion
