Man’s Wife Dies Of Cancer Just Like In The Movies

HUDSON, NY—Expressing shock to find himself in a situation from the silver screen, local man Kevin Perry revealed Wednesday that his wife had died from stage-3 lymphoma just like in a Hollywood movie. “Man oh man, look at little old me, recently bereaved and struggling with a deep sense of loss like I’m smack dab out…

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Super Bowl LIII: Key Storylines To Watch

Super Bowl LIII will pit AFC champion New England Patriots against NFC champion Los Angeles Rams to determine whether Patriots fans can find it within themselves to get even more fucking obnoxious. The Onion takes a look at the key storylines for each team leading up to the big game.

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Meghan Markle Wore the “Boring” Spring Outfit Trend That’s Already Everywhere

Have you been reading Who What Wear, Meghan Markle? Becuase we recently wrote all about the beige outfit trend that’s already reigning supreme for spring, and your last two public appearances have coincidentally (or not) been in all-beige outfits. After recently wearing an ultra-affordable H&M maternity dress, Markle stepped out for a visit to the National Theatre (where she was just appointed as a royal patron) in London wearing a peachy beige Brandon Maxwell dress and matching blazer accompanied by a small structured clutch and the same nude Aquazzura pumps she wore for her engagement announcement over a year ago.

The “boring” outfit trend that was all over the S/S 19 runways and is now all over Instagram is a far cry from a recent boldly colored look that Markle wore, but we’re glad to see that she’s mixing things up. Keep scrolling to see Markle’s chic take on the beige outfit trend along with other examples of the trend on Instagram.

On Meghan Markle: Brandon Maxwell blazer and dress; Aquazzura shoes

Next up, what Anna Wintour really thinks of Meghan Markle.

Counties with dirtier air have more stroke deaths

Counties with higher levels of fine particulate (PM2.5) air pollution have more stroke deaths and shorter life expectancies among their citizenry. About half of US counties have annual air pollution levels that exceed guidelines from the Environmental Protection Agency.