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Mayfield carries Browns to first win since 2016
Rookie Baker Mayfield brought the Browns back from a 14-0 deficit to prevail 21-17, snapping a 19-game winless streak dating back to Dec. 24, 2016 — a span of 635 days.
Red Sox celebrate AL East title on Yankees soil
Mookie Betts was the star at the plate Thursday night in the Bronx, collecting four hits and five RBIs as the Boston Red Sox clinched their third straight AL East title, the longest such streak in franchise history.
Won, won and won! Browns beat Jets for first win since 2016
Mayfield sparks Browns to first win since 2016, 21-17 over Jets
Baker Mayfield Takes Over at QB, Leads Browns to First Win in 635 Days
The Browns last won a game on Dec. 24, 2016.
Jeff Brigham’s solid night not enough, Marlins fall to Reds 4-2
Jeff Brigham had a solid start against the Cincinnati Reds, but it still wasn’t enough for the Marlins to take Game 1 of the series.
Lobaton’s sacrifice fly lifts Mets past Nationals in 12
Jose Lobaton hit a go-ahead sacrifice fly against his former team in the 12th inning and the New York Mets beat the Washington Nationals 5-4
Ryquell Armstead, Temple run past Tulsa 31-17
Ryquell Armstead, Temple run past Tulsa 31-17